PREP stuff: Soak Lily Buds, Wood Ear Mushroom, and Shitake mushroom in water for at least an hour until rehydrated and pliable. Dice Shitake mushroom until it is no longer recognizable. Strip the coriander and roughly chop.
Steam Silken Tofu for 2 minutes, just to warm it up.
Stir fry Lily Buds, Wood Ear Mushroom, Shitake bits, Zha Cai, and coriander in 2 tsp of oil for 2~3 minutes. Use a #meiwok for maximum swag points. Pour in all of the liquids and let it reach a rolling boil on high heat before adding in the Belachan, Oyster sauce, and Corn starch. Mix thoroughly and let it simmer for another two minutes.
Toast the anchovies and peanuts until it smells/looks nice.
Use a large spoon to scoop the tofu into a bowl in such a way that it looks homemade. You should be creating thick layers of tofu rather than huge wads of toilet paper.
Pour broth into bowl and garnish with anchovies, peanuts, chili oil (possibly Lao Gan Ma™), and more coriander.