Drunken noodles: marinate 16-32 oz tofu in 3 tbsp veggie oyster sauce, 2 tbsp soy sauce, 2 tbsp brown sugar, and sauté on wok! Remove tofu, and sauté 1 chopped onion, 4 cloves of garlic, broccoli (regular or Chinese) until cooked well. Add fresh wide rice noodles, tofu, and rest of the marinade sauce and sauté for 2 min until noodles are soft. Make a space in the wok and pour in 2-3 eggs (beaten), scramble, and mix in with everything else! Add Thai basil and sambal to finish the dish